he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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