there was a trapeze. enough said
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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