I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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