Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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