Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Help. Why am I so naked?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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