direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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