I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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