I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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