I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Drunk is a universal language darling
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