Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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