I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Randomize