My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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