Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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