belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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