I feel like abortions should bother me more
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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