Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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