What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
