I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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