Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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