i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
