If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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