That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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