After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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