It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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