I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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