adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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