shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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