Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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