Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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