is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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