so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
love makes seman taste better
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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