Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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