I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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