It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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