Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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