Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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