Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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