But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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