im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
