guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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