no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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