sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Boobs are out for the taking
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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