why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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