Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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