I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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