She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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