I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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