Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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