i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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