apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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