i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Everything about him screamed your future.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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