morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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