Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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