This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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