god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I had to cum in my sink.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
