you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
