I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize