hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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